Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!! (Thanks, Picnik)
My daughter got braces. Right before Halloween. Which means not much Halloween candy for her! Evil, isn't it?!
And if that's not creepy enough for you, she also got horrid metal hooks glued to the back of her front teeth. They are supposed to keep her from accidentally biting the brackets off her lower front teeth...but the side effect is that she can't fully bite down at all. Anywhere. Which means not much chewing or biting or eating in general! I'm spooked.
And do you know what is even spookier than THAT??
...THE BILL! *blood-curdling scream*
(It's the stuff of nightmares.)
And if that's not creepy enough for you, she also got horrid metal hooks glued to the back of her front teeth. They are supposed to keep her from accidentally biting the brackets off her lower front teeth...but the side effect is that she can't fully bite down at all. Anywhere. Which means not much chewing or biting or eating in general! I'm spooked.
And do you know what is even spookier than THAT??
...THE BILL! *blood-curdling scream*
(It's the stuff of nightmares.)
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